No More Miss Understanding
June 26, 2009
yawannagotothestore? she
may have heard, I’m horny,
yawannaclosethedoor? but
they never spoke
again. Autistic babies can’t hear
high tones, so the coochie-
coochie-coos of their mothers
sound like guttural growls; meanwhile,
people go about making new babies
because it’s the next item
to be checked off. And the flat
affect? That’s the actual face
of fear. Between warring factions, for
every action there’s a reaction to the small
infraction of the distraction (despite
the inaction) of what we
say or don’t say or may
say so we don’t say
everything that we could
so that we can say later, oh,
you misunderstood. Is this clear
as mud so far? More and more, I’m
astounded by the false
kisses we’re capable of, and
I’m astounded by your inability
to show that something
said with honesty
might mean to you.
Luckily, I’ve bruised much
blacker than this. And while the increase
of Botox has led to an increase in domestic
violence, we verbal heavy-
weighted women will be just fine
because sweetheart, my mouth
could kick
your fist’s
ass. Want to make your message
cloud and leer? Just say
nothing.
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